And it was delicious…
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
(Source: durianeko, via guy)
Why am I awake who summoned me
Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you
My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep
the lack of control I have over myself in a bookstore is actually ridiculous
when you hear your parents talking shit from another room